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Little Johnny Jokes: Daddy’s Car in the Woods

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If you find yourself with family and good friends sitting around a campfire, here is a good light-hearted Little Johnny joke to lighten the mood and grab a few laughs. We hope you enjoy.

Little Johnny watched his Daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could barely contain himself as he ran home to tell his mother.

“Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane…”

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, “Johnny, this is such an interesting story. Why don’t you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.”

At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked Little Johnny to tell his story.

Little Johnny started his story. ” I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take her shirt off. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off. Then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army.”

Mommy fainted!!

The moral of the story??

Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt!!

We hope you liked the joke and we hope you got a few laughs out of it. For a few more laughs, check out 34 RV Camping Memes Guaranteed To Make You LOL!, or Camping Jokes: A Hilarious Look Into A Pet’s Diary.

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