Camping Jokes: A Hilarious Inside Look at a Pet’s Diary

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When it comes to camping, we all love a good joke. From husband jokes, to Little Johnny jokes, to just plain camping jokes, we all love a good laugh. Below is a favorite of mine. It’s a great take on the differences between dogs and cats and what goes through their minds at any given moment. I hope you enjoy…

Excerpts from a Dog’s diary

camping jokes about dogs
  • 8:00 am – Dog Food!!! My Favorite Thing!!!
  • 9:30 am – A Car Ride!!! My Favorite Thing!!!
  • 9:40 am – A Walk in the Park!!! My Favorite Thing!!!
  • 10:30 am – Got Rubbed and Petted!!! My Favorite Thing!!!
  • 12:00 pm – Lunch!!! My Favorite Thing!!!
  • 1:00 pm Played in the Yard!!! My Favorite Thing!!!
  • 3:00 pm – Wagged My Tail!!! My Favorite Thing!!!
  • 5:00 pm – Milk Bones!!! My Favorite Thing!!!
  • 7:00 pm – Got to Play Ball!!! My Favorite Thing!!!
  • 8:00 pm – Wow!!! Watched TV With the People!!! My Favorite Thing!!!
  • 11:00 pm – Sleeping on the Bed!!! My Favorite Thing!!!

Excerpts from a Cat’s diary

Day 983 of my captivity…

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for these rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped it’s headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear in their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies”. I must learn what this means and use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try again tomorrow-but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released-and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe…for now…

Kellie and I have dogs, no cats. I can honestly say that our dogs fit this to a tee. Do you have pets that fit these diaries? Let us know in the comments below. You can find more laughs with 34 RV Camping Memes Guaranteed To Make You LOL. Hope you enjoy…

Conclusion On Camping Jokes: Pet’s Diary

There you have it. I hope you laughed as hard as I did the first time I read it. This is a great camping joke to tell around the campfire and it is also kid friendly. Let us know what you think in the comment section below.

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